Luke's misplaced thoughts

[RUBBISH]

did you hear the one about the bordigist party? no-one did.

I never get invited to parties.

[banned]

did you hear the one about the bordigist party? no-one did.

I never get invited to parties.

haha... does that stop them?

[banned]

in another world I'm planning my next album, rather than playing with new gear.

[RUBBISH]

in another world I'm planning my next album, rather than playing with new gear.

I spilled black liquid shoe polish on the carpet but I actually got it all out!

[banned]

life is shit. I feel like the only time I get what I want is when I fall asleep on time

[RUBBISH]

life is shit. I feel like the only time I get what I want is when I fall asleep on time

Life is life. Shit is just a minor aspect of life that is necessary and affects us all. A good shit is a pleasure,enjoy it.

You have a time you have to be asleep?

[banned]

life is shit. I feel like the only time I get what I want is when I fall asleep on time

Life is life. Shit is just a minor aspect of life that is necessary and affects us all. A good shit is a pleasure,enjoy it.

You have a time you have to be asleep?

true I guess.

nah I just mean no staring the ceiling for three hours.

[banned]

I don't have any friends. I guess I should treat other people more like casual sex: enjoy talking when you do, but it's meaningless.

[banned]

lonely luke

we should change the topic title to "Luke's introspective thoughts"

[banned]

lol I have an ongoing paranoiac grandiose over valued idea that I met the google brothers on holiday in the 90s and gave them the idea for google and their slogan "don't be evil"

and thusly I became who I am