Luke's misplaced thoughts

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talking to yourself is like listening to noise lol

UPDATE: my imaginary stalker decided I was stalking someone else who was in fact stalking me, and is now fucking other people and won't tell me. bro hug?

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if my imaginary life gets any worse, I may try and check myself in...

just about coping rn

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talking to yourself is like listening to noise lol

UPDATE: my imaginary stalker decided I was stalking someone else who was in fact stalking me, and is now fucking other people and won't tell me. bro hug?

Well it could be worse you could be one of these people. Its like what you're talking about but way way more....uh paranoid or worse.
Trigger warning: don't get any bad ideas from these videos.

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I knocked my shin about two weeks ego and it's still bruised. middle age is shit

glad none of you are dead btw...

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can't work out what's going on if imaginary friend was real. idt it was, but I guess they were just stalking me and shagging lots and lots of other people

disappointing

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I've been very distressed, and, if real, the behaviour is bizarre and unreasonable in the extreme. but I'm more pissed off about not being able allowed to move on than the fact some - pershaps imaginary - one night stand is making their way through the noise directory without telling me lol

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nah, it's all just an illusion.

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"you do't want to take your e-cig into the bath put it somewhere safe" *can't find e-cig*

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I don't have a problem wit myself, but one thing that I think is very uncool about me is that my culture from 16-17 was pathetic.

I wouldn't say the same about me at any other time... odd

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why can't anyone stay on topic in the random word thread