Luke's misplaced thoughts

[banned]

no, I have a plan. I can buy a motorcycle and some virgins.

Have you seen What We Do In The Shadows? If you haven't it's sorta like The Office but with vampires... anyway .. one of them visits this woman who they new when the woman was much younger and they have found her again as an elderly woman and reveals that she is a vampire. The old woman asks if she could be a vampire so she would live forever but the vampire tells her that she'll remain elderly so the old womans decides to not be a vampire

feels.

I don't see the point of this existence anymore.

[NoiseWiki]

no, I have a plan. I can buy a motorcycle and some virgins.

Have you seen What We Do In The Shadows? If you haven't it's sorta like The Office but with vampires... anyway .. one of them visits this woman who they new when the woman was much younger and they have found her again as an elderly woman and reveals that she is a vampire. The old woman asks if she could be a vampire so she would live forever but the vampire tells her that she'll remain elderly so the old womans decides to not be a vampire

feels.

I don't see the point of this existence anymore.

The crux of man's dilemma

[banned]

Have you seen What We Do In The Shadows? If you haven't it's sorta like The Office but with vampires... anyway .. one of them visits this woman who they new when the woman was much younger and they have found her again as an elderly woman and reveals that she is a vampire. The old woman asks if she could be a vampire so she would live forever but the vampire tells her that she'll remain elderly so the old womans decides to not be a vampire

feels.

I don't see the point of this existence anymore.

The crux of man's dilemma

why don't we buy a god damn big rock, and push it up a hill.

[NoiseWiki]

feels.

I don't see the point of this existence anymore.

The crux of man's dilemma

why don't we buy a god damn big rock, and push it up a hill.

Nah.. man's too lazy for that but not so lazy as to not build an Earth destroying industry around fossil fuel powered robots that will do the work for us

[Soloman Tump]

no, I have a plan. I can buy a motorcycle and some virgins.

Sounds like the start of a beautiful story

[banned]

a satirical one man play

[banned]

I was thinking about money... the happiness it involves is peculiar in that it empowers you with the ability to act while also making you feel good or important independent of that. you'd call it an illusion, if there weren't so many illusions in life, ones that don't matter to anyone else etc.

[banned]

I like pretty things.

wouldn't say wealth degrades them, but it does feel like a distraction. but then, my life would perhaps have been much better if I were driven by money, rather than whatever flimsy idea is popping up today.

[banned]

my nick name at school was sideshow bob, based on the evil genius with large hair that appears in the Simpsons



I didn't mind it that much, until it changed to slideshow bob. that was bad.

[NoiseWiki]

I didn't mind it that much, until it changed to slideshow bob. that was bad.

My first year in art school we worked in a large open studio. One day I come to class and the teacher gathers us around and tells us that Todd who was a really annoying and gullible born again Christian had checked out a slide projector, left it unattended in the studio and somebody stole it. Furthermore she said that if it wasn't returned that the entire class would have to share the cost of replacing it. Well I was pissed .. mostly at Todd for being so stupid to leave it unattended.

Anyway I go back to the dorm to visit my friend Ed. I sit and Ed excitedly tells me he found this slide projector. I go well Ed I'm not going to turn you in but you've got to return that projector. Anyway he did and that was that and nobody was the wiser but somehow Ed developed a rep for being a klepto and on another occasion my neighbor in the dorm accused him of stealing a new bag of weed but hours later he found it in his jeans leg while he was sitting on the toilet