I have a baby now.

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I have a baby now.

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I was never told they need to learn how to fart. I thought they just shit all the time, but apparently they dunno how to relax their asshole. My boy figured it out last night, and now he is nearly an expert, currently fumigating the room with his Hank Hill looking ass.
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Congrats.

Image of you and the family by the Phil Lynott statue would be awesome.
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I hope it has your hair.
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Congratulations.

I have 2 boys - and now i've figured out how they came about so there will be no more :mrgreen:
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Congrats!
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