Viral Sensations

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Finished off a roll this morning and felt a small twinge of panic lucky

Just use newspaper cut into squares and you can read, learn and wipe.

I was in the grocery store checkout line and on the next lane somebody was asking if they had paper bags and I turned to the clerk and said I bet I know why he wants paper bags and they just grimaced.

Apparently the farmer's almanac had a hole in the corner so people could hang old copies on a hook in the outhouse and tear pages out of it.

These alternate types of tp are what my granny would call John Wayne tp.. as it doesn't take shit off of nobody.

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Have you seen the graph Donald Orange Shit Gibbon Viral Stock Market Crash edition

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I scored some extra tp and paper towels at the local mercado.

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I know of one local store that is holding back toilet paper for employees and locals since out of towers were coming here to hoard materials....I have a pile of single socks if I really need to wipe my ass.

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I know of one local store that is golding back toilet paper for employees and locals since out of towers were coming here to hoard materials....I have a pile of single socks if I really need to wipe my ass.

Apparently many stores around here are limiting the number of people in the store at any given time to say ten customers at a time. I guess it's for safety so people aren't rushing to get supplies?

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