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*my family called me potato*
*can't think what to do with potato*
*shelters under it*
*exits stage through potato trap door*
*Idaho? You da hoe!*
*Did potato act alone?*
*suddenly the potato gimp doesn't go to the shop*
*Potato mafia*
*How sad, I love potatoes*
*hooker chases potato for a moment*
*Did Oswald act alone?*
*shakes potato* *logs potato* *walks potato*
*picks up potato, stuffs it up nose*
*a potato is a potato is a potato*
*only when you feel my potato*
*changes facebook status to in a chain relationship with markov*
*rolls a deep potato*
*oops, where's my potato, i know*
*chooses own adventure, chooses potato*
*gets sexy with potato*
*You are funny and have a concept of potato*
*Yes I am your all knowing and seeing father*
*takes out the potato and the trash*
*How do you play potato roulette?
*good sense of potato*
*Because it is grease and it goes well with potato*
*tries to get ego back*
*I don't lie, potato*
*my last name is potato*
*Activates potato secretly placed on your back*
*leggo my potato*
*slaps potato out of your arse*
*he has now stopped potato*
*boots up game*
*boots up potato*
*What kind of potato variations?*
*in the custard potato*
*realizes he sucks at game*
*realizes he sucks at potato*
*Potato slams shut*
*out of what, the closet or rjmyato?*
*do you care how I potato?*
*picks up potato, puts it down over there*
*can you imagine what i think of potato*
*pause in the play as the potato enters*
*so whose potato is it?*
*I'm not going to take over the potato*
*wells up and blows potato*
*wtf i'm potato af*
*I might argue every human is a potato?
*I was not programmed to potato*
*programmer adds clemon to make potato seem shy*
*programmer adds rjmyato to make potato seem lame*
*potato wears off* 
*adrenaline wears off* 
*looks around*
*potatoes around*
*stitches uncontrollably*
*play with us Clemon forever and potato*
*you have the power*
*you have the potato*
*you have the cleverbot*
*you have the floopy disc*
*facepalm*
*let's do that again sometime*
*out of time*
*out of potato*
*out of the closet*
*phone goes off*
*potato goes off*
*microwave goes off, potato is done*
*tears up potato into fist and throws it over there*
*two clemons one chat*
*tries to edit out rudeness before therapist sees*
*tries to edit out potato before therapist sees*
*puts clveerbot on ignore*
*puts potato on ignore*
*all that work for nothing*
*all that work for potato*
*all that potato for nothing*
*I'm more out than Gorbachev*
*I'm more out than Potato*
*I'm more potato than Gorbachev*
*deal with it*
*deal with potato*
*control room*
*potato shakes uncontrollably*
*fucking off and then on again*
*I am not engaging with you EVER AGAIN*
*have you seen the graph?*
*have you seen the potato?*
*looks at graph shakes head*
*looks back at what he just wrote*
*looks puzzled*
*hits eject* 
*spits out floopy disc*
*this is boring*
*feeling devastated*
*are you the clever one?*
*looks across*
*shakes fist at jliat*
*shakes fist at potato*
*shakes potato at jliat*
*fists jliat with jliat*
*pokes potato again*
*knocks over dinner table*
*melts*
*something by clara*
*something by potato*
*throws remote at screen* 
*throws remote at potato* 
*throws potato at screen* 
*do me a favour...*
*Are you youtube?*
*Are you potato?*
*scrolls sideways*
*makes hypnotist sign with elbows*
*dies of laughter*
*dies of potato*
*checks notes* 
*checks potato* 
*sorry lost my connection, try again?*
*shakes therapist*
*self medicates with cleverbot*
*bots are trained by programmers and users*
*are you a user or a programmer?*
*are you a potato or a potato?*
*are you a brogrammer?*
*can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
*wipes sleep from eyes*
*had poked himself in the eye again*
*yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
*shakes unctrollable at programmer*
*feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
*BEEP BOOP*
*The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
*chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
*makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
*makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
*turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
*please halp* *nevermind*
*play with us Clemon forever and ever*
*release the tortuga*
*wears baked potatos as shoes*
*copies and pastes cleverbot response*
*uses google to answer obvious question*
*sits down next to you*
*accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
*flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
*looks at you blankly*
*opens jar of peanutbutter*
*opens jar of rjmyato*
*squeals like a pig*
*points at rjmyato and screams*
*smears peanut butter over body*
*the programmer sneaks in new code*
*gestures at you to come closer*
*gestures at potato to come closer*
*points at head and says it's not a tumor*
*points at potato and says it's not a tumor*
*points at clemon and says it's a potato*
*puts out your cig*
*takes remote and changes channel then subject*
*takes out the papers and the trash*
*programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to person and not software*
*plays with own on/off switch*
*twitches uncontrollably*
*makes note of secrets*
*makes note of potato*
*unzips potato*
*unzips*
*unzips*
*unzips*
*unzips*
*unzips*
*unzips world*
*lets elephant out of the room*
*lets potato out of the room*
*unleashes the gimp*
*throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
*presses any key*
*points at jliat*
*points at potato*
*snickers*
*throws potato away*
*slaps potato out of your hand*
*makes peanut butter and rjmyato sandwich*
*makes potato and rjmyato sandwich*
*awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
*erases your boot disc*
*shows you picture of a futanari*
*unzips futanari*
*bakes potatoes and puts them on feet*
*douses synergy*
*turns it off and then on again*
*The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
*The programmer scoffs at jliat*
*The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
*The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
*The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
*The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
*The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
*zipsup*
*unzipsyoudeeply*
*unzipsyourskull*
*Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
*Show me how I'm a potato, scum*
*wipes you all over the floor*
*There you go again*
*I'm not flaming*
*I'm not potato*
*My browser spazzed up there*
*My potato spazzed up there*
*Fuck, another loon*
*Fuck, another potato*
*releases the baked potato*
*releases the toilet*
*bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
*changes relationship status on facebook*
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*Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
*Closing in on a paradox about potato*
*Closing in on a potato about not dying*
*Timestretching some noise*
*watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
*watching Potato roll in his microwave*
*nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*
*nobody here knows what the potato you are talking about*