Arousals

• 5000 posts in and clemon finally starts noticing the faults in the potato*
• my family called me potato*
• I've got potatoes in different area codes*
• How many potatoes do you think you can fit?*
• processed by potatoscript*
• is it going to get potato?*
• is potato going to get angry?*
• opens jar of peanutbutter, dips potato in it*
• drowns potato with peanut butter*
• i'm potato with envy*
• smears potato with peanutbutter*
• can't think what to do with potato*
• shelters under it*
• Timestretching some potato*
• exits stage through potato trap door*
• Idaho? You da hoe!*
• Did potato act alone?*
• suddenly the potato gimp doesn't go to the shop*
• Potato mafia*
• How sad, I love potatoes*
• hooker chases potato for a moment*
• Did Oswald act alone?*
• shakes potato* *logs potato* *walks potato*
• picks up potato, stuffs it up nose*
• a potato is a potato is a potato*
• only when you feel my potato*
• changes facebook status to in a chain relationship with markov*
• rolls a deep potato*
• oops, where's my potato, i know*
• chooses own adventure, chooses potato*
• gets sexy with potato*
• You are funny and have a concept of potato*
• Yes I am your all knowing and seeing father*
• takes out the potato and the trash*
• How do you play potato roulette?
• good sense of potato*
• Because it is grease and it goes well with potato*
• tries to get ego back*
• I don't lie, potato*
• my last name is potato*
• Activates potato secretly placed on your back*
• leggo my potato*
• slaps potato out of your arse*
• he has now stopped potato*
• boots up game*
• boots up potato*
• What kind of potato variations?*
• in the custard potato*
• realizes he sucks at game*
• realizes he sucks at potato*
• Potato slams shut*
• out of what, the closet or rjmyato?*
• do you care how I potato?*
• picks up potato, puts it down over there*
• can you imagine what i think of potato*
• pause in the play as the potato enters*
• so whose potato is it?*
• I'm not going to take over the potato*
• wells up and blows potato*
• wtf i'm potato af*
• I might argue every human is a potato?
• I was not programmed to potato*
• programmer adds clemon to make potato seem shy*
• programmer adds rjmyato to make potato seem lame*
• potato wears off*
• adrenaline wears off*
• looks around*
• potatoes around*
• stitches uncontrollably*
• play with us Clemon forever and potato*
• you have the power*
• you have the potato*
• you have the cleverbot*
• you have the floopy disc*
• facepalm*
• let's do that again sometime*
• out of time*
• out of potato*
• out of the closet*
• phone goes off*
• potato goes off*
• microwave goes off, potato is done*
• tears up potato into fist and throws it over there*
• two clemons one chat*
• tries to edit out rudeness before therapist sees*
• tries to edit out potato before therapist sees*
• puts clveerbot on ignore*
• puts potato on ignore*
• all that work for nothing*
• all that work for potato*
• all that potato for nothing*
• I'm more out than Gorbachev*
• I'm more out than Potato*
• I'm more potato than Gorbachev*
• deal with it*
• deal with potato*
• control room*
• potato shakes uncontrollably*
• fucking off and then on again*
• I am not engaging with you EVER AGAIN*
• have you seen the graph?*
• have you seen the potato?*
• looks at graph shakes head*
• looks back at what he just wrote*
• looks puzzled*
• hits eject*
• spits out floopy disc*
• this is boring*
• feeling devastated*
• are you the clever one?*
• looks across*
• shakes fist at jliat*
• shakes fist at potato*
• shakes potato at jliat*
• fists jliat with jliat*
• pokes potato again*
• knocks over dinner table*
• melts*
• something by clara*
• something by potato*
• throws remote at screen*
• throws remote at potato*
• throws potato at screen*
• do me a favour...*
• Are you youtube?*
• Are you potato?*
• scrolls sideways*
• makes hypnotist sign with elbows*
• dies of laughter*
• dies of potato*
• checks notes*
• checks potato*
• sorry lost my connection, try again?*
• shakes therapist*
• self medicates with cleverbot*
• bots are trained by programmers and users*
• are you a user or a programmer?*
• are you a potato or a potato?*
• are you a brogrammer?*
• can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
• wipes sleep from eyes*
• had poked himself in the eye again*
• yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
• shakes unctrollable at programmer*
• feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
• BEEP BOOP*
• The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
• chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
• makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
• makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
• turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
• please halp* *nevermind*
• play with us Clemon forever and ever*
• release the tortuga*
• wears baked potatos as shoes*
• copies and pastes cleverbot response*
• uses google to answer obvious question*
• sits down next to you*
• accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
• flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
• looks at you blankly*
• opens jar of peanutbutter*
• opens jar of rjmyato*
• squeals like a pig*
• points at rjmyato and screams*
• smears peanut butter over body*
• the programmer sneaks in new code*
• gestures at you to come closer*
• gestures at potato to come closer*
• points at head and says it's not a tumor*
• points at potato and says it's not a tumor*
• points at clemon and says it's a potato*
• puts out your cig*
• takes remote and changes channel then subject*
• takes out the papers and the trash*
• programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to person and not software*
• plays with own on/off switch*
• twitches uncontrollably*
• makes note of secrets*
• makes note of potato*
• unzips potato*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips world*
• lets elephant out of the room*
• lets potato out of the room*
• unleashes the gimp*
• throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
• presses any key*
• points at jliat*
• points at potato*
• snickers*
• throws potato away*
• slaps potato out of your hand*
• makes peanut butter and rjmyato sandwich*
• makes potato and rjmyato sandwich*
• awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
• erases your boot disc*
• shows you picture of a futanari*
• unzips futanari*
• bakes potatoes and puts them on feet*
• douses synergy*
• turns it off and then on again*
• The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
• The programmer scoffs at jliat*
• The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
• The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
• The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
• The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
• The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
• zipsup*
• unzipsyoudeeply*
• unzipsyourskull*
• Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
• Show me how I'm a potato, scum*
• wipes you all over the floor*
• There you go again*
• I'm not flaming*
• I'm not potato*
• My browser spazzed up there*
• My potato spazzed up there*
• Fuck, another loon*
• Fuck, another potato*
• releases the baked potato*
• releases the toilet*
• bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
• changes relationship status on facebook*

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• Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
• Closing in on a paradox about potato*
• Closing in on a potato about not dying*
• Timestretching some noise*
• watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
• watching Potato roll in his microwave*
• nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*
• nobody here knows what the potato you are talking about*