Arousals

• 5000 posts in and clemon finally starts noticing the faults in the :potato:*
• are you the one true :potato:?*
• this :potato: is totally unreasonable*
• yo dawg you like :potato:, we put more :potato: in your :potato: so you can :potato: while you :potato: *

  potato: sez the meaning of life is 42*

• The :potato: hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.*
• Isn’t it enough to see that a :potato: is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?*
• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with :potato: .*
• “Forty-two,” said Deep :potato: , with infinite majesty and calm.*
• leaves :potato: alone for a moment*
• unattended :potato: gets up to no good*
• why are you here*
• is someone making you respond this this :potato:?*
• show me where clemon touched you on this :potato:*
• clemon has :potato: and female troubles*
• deletes posts*
• deletes :potato:*
• puts :potato: in pants:
• puts pants on :potato:*
• smokes :potato:*
• self medicates with :potato: *
• nobody here knows what the :potato: you are talking about*
• frantically looks up everything on the internet*
• frantically looks up everything on :potato: *
• psychologically abuse my :potato: *
• I'm tired of the soup do jour*
• I've been with the :potato: *
• I want to end this prophylactic tour*
• Do you comprehends my :potato: ?*
• Guess I'm just a spudboy*
• Looking for that real tomato*
• The smart :potato: , nowhere to go*
• Suburban robots that monitor :potato: *
• my family called me :potato: *
• clemon has some serious :potato: issues*
• What is the riddle of :potato: ?*
• Are you an 18 year old :potato: ?*
• you and I have built a monument to :potato: and to stupidity*
• I've got :potato: in different area codes*
• How many :potato: do you think you can fit?*
• processed by :potato:script*
• is it going to get :potato: ?*
• clemon has serious :potato: issues*
• is :potato: going to get angry?*
• opens jar of :potato: butter, dips :potato: in it*
• drowns :potato: with :potato: butter*
• The point exists in the mind of the :potato: *
• i'm :potato: with envy*
• smears :potato: with :potato: butter*
• can't think what to do with :potato: *
• shelters under it*
• Timestretching some :potato: *
• exits stage through :potato: trap door*
• Idaho? You da hoe!*
• Did :potato: act alone?*
• suddenly the :potato: gimp doesn't go to the shop*

  potato: mafia*

• How sad, I love :potato: *
• hooker chases :potato: for a moment*
• Did Oswald act alone?*
• shakes :potato: * *logs :potato: * *walks :potato: *
• picks up :potato: , stuffs it up nose*
• a :potato: is a :potato: is a :potato: *
• only when you feel my :potato: *
• changes facebook status to in a chain relationship with markov*
• rolls a deep :potato: *
• oops, where's my :potato: , i know*
• chooses own adventure, chooses :potato: *
• gets sexy with :potato: *
• You are funny and have a concept of :potato: *
• Yes I am your all knowing and seeing father*
• takes out the :potato: and the trash*
• How do you play :potato: roulette?
• good sense of :potato: *
• Because it is grease and it goes well with :potato: *
• tries to get ego back*
• I don't lie, :potato: *
• my last name is :potato: *
• Activates :potato: secretly placed on your back*
• leggo my :potato: *
• slaps :potato: out of your arse*
• he has now stopped :potato: *
• boots up game*
• boots up :potato: *
• What kind of :potato: variations?*
• in the custard :potato:*
• realizes he sucks at game*
• realizes he sucks at :potato:*

  potato: slams shut*

• out of what, the closet or rjmyato?*
• do you care how I :potato:?*
• picks up :potato:, puts it down over there*
• can you imagine what i think of :potato:*
• pause in the play as the :potato: enters*
• so whose :potato: is it?*
• I'm not going to take over the :potato:*
• wells up and blows :potato:*
• wtf i'm :potato: af*
• I might argue every human is a :potato:?
• I was not programmed to :potato:*
• programmer adds even more :potato: to make bot seem more like clemon*
• programmer adds clemon to make :potato: seem shy*
• programmer adds rjmyato to make :potato: seem lame*

  potato: wears off*

• adrenaline wears off*
• looks around*

  potato:es around*

• stitches uncontrollably*
• play with us Clemon forever and :potato:*
• you have the power*
• you have the :potato:*
• you have the cleverbot*
• you have the floopy disc*
• facepalm*
• let's do that again sometime*
• out of time*
• out of :potato:*
• out of the closet*
• phone goes off*

  potato: goes off*

• microwave goes off, :potato: is done*
• tears up :potato: into fist and throws it over there*
• two clemons one chat*
• tries to edit out rudeness before therapist sees*
• tries to edit out :potato: before therapist sees*
• puts clveerbot on ignore*
• puts :potato: on ignore*
• all that work for nothing*
• all that work for :potato:*
• all that :potato: for nothing*
• I'm more out than Gorbachev*
• I'm more out than :potato:*
• I'm more :potato: than Gorbachev*
• deal with it*
• deal with :potato:*
• control room*

  potato: shakes uncontrollably*

• fucking off and then on again*
• I am not engaging with you EVER AGAIN*
• have you seen the graph?*
• have you seen the :potato:?*
• looks at graph shakes head*
• looks back at what he just wrote*
• looks puzzled*
• hits eject*
• spits out floopy disc*
• this is boring*
• feeling devastated*
• are you the clever one?*
• looks across*
• shakes fist at jliat*
• shakes fist at :potato:*
• shakes :potato: at jliat*
• fists jliat with jliat*
• pokes :potato: again*
• knocks over dinner table*
• melts*
• something by clara*
• something by :potato:*
• throws remote at screen*
• throws remote at :potato:*
• throws :potato: at screen*
• do me a favour...*
• Are you youtube?*
• Are you :potato:?*
• scrolls sideways*
• makes hypnotist sign with elbows*
• dies of laughter*
• dies of :potato:*
• checks notes*
• checks :potato:*
• sorry lost my connection, try again?*
• shakes therapist*
• self medicates with cleverbot*
• bots are trained by programmers and users*
• are you a user or a programmer?*
• are you a :potato: or a :potato:?*
• are you a brogrammer?*
• can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
• wipes sleep from eyes*
• had poked himself in the eye again*
• yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
• shakes unctrollable at programmer*
• feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
• BEEP BOOP*
• The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
• chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
• makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
• makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
• turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
• please halp* *nevermind*
• play with us Clemon forever and ever*
• release the tortuga*
• wears baked :potato:s as shoes*
• copies and pastes cleverbot response*
• uses google to answer obvious question*
• sits down next to you*
• accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
• flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
• looks at you blankly*
• opens jar of :potato: butter*
• opens jar of rjmyato*
• squeals like a pig*
• points at rjmyato and screams*
• smears :potato: butter over body*
• the programmer sneaks in new code*
• gestures at you to come closer*
• gestures at :potato: to come closer*
• points at head and says it's not a tumor*
• points at :potato: and says it's not a tumor*
• points at clemon and says it's a :potato:*
• puts out your cig*
• takes remote and changes :potato: then diaper*
• takes out the papers and the trash*
• programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to a :potato: and not software*
• plays with own on/off switch*
• twitches uncontrollably*
• makes note of secrets*
• makes note of :potato:*
• unzips :potato:*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips*
• unzips world*
• lets elephant out of the room*
• lets :potato: out of the room*
• unleashes the gimp*
• throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
• presses any key*
• stares into the many eyes of the :potato:*
• points at jliat*
• points at :potato:*
• assaults jliat with :potato:*
• snickers*
• throws :potato: away*
• slaps :potato: out of your hand*
• makes :potato: butter and rjmyato sandwich*
• makes :potato: and rjmyato sandwich*
• awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
• erases your boot disc*
• shows you picture of a futanari*
• unzips futanari*
• bakes :potato:es and puts them on feet*
• douses synergy*
• turns it off and then on again*
• The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
• The programmer scoffs at jliat*
• The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
• The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
• The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
• The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
• The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
• zipsup*
• unzipsyoudeeply*
• unzipsyourskull*
• Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
• Show me how I'm a :potato:, scum*
• wipes you all over the floor*
• There you go again*
• I'm not flaming*
• I'm not :potato:*
• My browser spazzed up there*
• My :potato: spazzed up there*
• Fuck, another loon*
• Fuck, another :potato: *
• releases the baked :potato: *
• releases the toilet*
• bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
• changes relationship status on facebook*

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• Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
• Closing in on a paradox about :potato: *
• Closing in on a :potato: about not dying*
• Timestretching some noise*
• watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
• watching :potato: roll in his microwave*
• nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*
• nobody here knows what the :potato: you are talking about*