Michael Carrier
Michael Carrier is one of those kids who found out that they could make random shit in audacity or records themselves hitting things and give it to a desperate noise netlabel and feel like a super cool noise musician. Then he started making music but still occasionally fucks around with modified guitars he can't play while whining and saying weird shit. Adding reverb, chorus and delay makes anything sound good.
Bio
Camelhair Crier started out making noise shit, circuit bending and screaming while feedback played. This was in like 2005 when he was like 15. Later on he found Fruity Loops and became l33t legit musician but then he learned about breakcore and ever since then he can't make a piece of music without random annoying tempo-synchronized bullshit. He thinks he's an outsider artist or something because he was a suicidal twat and got sent to a psych institute for half a year and spent 2 years in an tiny alternative school for srsly fuked up ppl and spent that time bustin shit up cuz he had mad anger issues bro. Then he got laid. Now he's a pretty cool guy.