Talk:Zeprof

What?

You've summoned me?

The picture you're referring to is actually myself. (or at least one of my selves, from a long ago time)

I was NOT actually wearing my underwear in that pic.

I was wearing a pair of my girlfriend's underwear.

Do not be misled by the fact that the underwear are of the style commonly referred to as "men's", that was the style she liked to wear at the time.

My own underwear collection at the time included thong bikinis and "women's" panties, so it was a bit of a thrill to wear something different.

The coat was entirely mine, I still have it. The girlfriend and her underwear are now gone, and that house was refurbished and sold by the landlord for a shockingly high price.

If I could go back, I might.

I still have dreams about that house.