Radish Abuse
Bio
Radish Abuse was an Indie influenced Noise project from Birmingham, England formed in the summer of 2006. Radish Abuse was originally meant to be named Relish Abuse but this was forced to be changed by a friend of the band Luke because he said "Relish was his word" so Radish was chosen instead. The project was influenced by Japanese noise groups like The Gerogerigegege and Merzbow, various bands in the landfill indie scene and shitty New Rave movement at the time such as The Kooks & The Klaxons as well as bands like Barry Scott and the Cillit Band, Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, Phantasmagoria, Queens of the Stone Age as well as The Chinkees. The band had one member Stuart who tried to gain a full line up in it's early days which didn't get far, the only other member they had was "Grzegorz" briefly around when they initially formed but he did not perform on the release.
Radish Abuse released one demo in extremely limited copies and with hand drawn covers entitled Finland in October 2006, it had 4 tracks. The project was recorded with a faulty webcam that would interrupt with static noise, Stuart did vocals as well as acoustic guitar, shamisen, percussion (via banging on the desk) and a jaw harp, The guitar and shamisen were completely out of tune and played weirdly. Vocals were half the time sung and half the time rapped in a vague racist accent that swapped from Japanese to Mexican constantly and sometimes deathgrowled.
At the time the band made heavy use of USSR, Communist and sometimes Anarchist imagery however this band failed to express any political messages in any of it's songs and didn't take politics too seriously and was more influenced by playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. One logo was extremely simplified as "ЯⒶ", another had Sputnik stylized into a radish.
The band shifted style in 2007 to Acoustic Grindcore/Noisecore and had a more death metal influenced logo because he thought the indie scene was 'full of faggots' however nothing was ever recorded and the project ended.
The band reformed in 2022 with a new sound influenced by a mix of Harsh Noise and ASMR and released an 87 track EP on bandcamp entitled "RATEYOURMUSIC.COM MODERATORS CHOKE ON THE CHUNKS OF SHIT ON MY DICK YOU FUCKING AIDS RIDDEN PUSSYOLES FUCK SONEMIC, KILL ALL NET MARKETING ASSHOLES! ㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️", the release itself was banned from Rateyourmusic.
The Tools
- Acoustic Guitar
- Shamisen
- Computer Desk
- Jaw Harp
- Faulty Webcam
Discography
Radish Abuse - Finland (2006)
4 Tracks
Tracklist:
1. Every Santa Dance Now
2. How Many People Live in Your House (Death Metal Edition)
3. Dishonourable K
4. Untitled
Radish Abuse - RATEYOURMUSIC.COM MODERATORS CHOKE ON THE CHUNKS OF SHIT ON MY DICK YOU FUCKING AIDS RIDDEN PUSSYOLES FUCK SONEMIC, KILL ALL NET MARKETING ASSHOLES! ㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️㊗️ (2022)
87 Tracks, 1:59 long
1. RATEYOURMUSIC MODERATORS ARE INFESTED WITH AIDS ALSO FINN MCKENTY CHOKE ON A CIRCUMSIZED BABYDICK YOU GROVELLING YUPPIE PATHETIC CUCKOLD BASTARD MBA = MOST BOLLOCKSED ARSEHOLE (0:01)
2. BRETT STEVENS IS A WOJAK POSTING 9GAG OBSESSED FUCKING RETARD, NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR IFUNNY TIER NIHILISM YOU WHINING FAGGOT FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDIT (0:01)
3. UBOA FAKE NOISE BULLSHIT, NO-ONE CARES YOU CUT YOURSELF FOR ATTENTION YOU STUPID BITCH MAKE BETTER MUSIC (0:01)
4. WE'RE NOT LIT BRUH YOU RETARDED FUCKING WIGGER BASTARD SHUT THE FUCK UP (0:01)
5. I AM A TRANNYFAGGOT AND I WILL SHOVE BACON DOWN THE LETTERBOX OF THE NEXT MUSLIM BASTARD PREACHING THEIR HOMOPHOBIC BOLLOCKS, YOU MISSED ME WITH YOUR TRUCK TWICE YOUR RELIGION IS AN EPIC FAIL (0:01)
6. LAMP OF MURMUUR FUCKTARD HEARD ONE SISTERS OF MERCY ALBUM AND THINKS HE'S KNOWS DEATHROCK NOW LMAOOOO (0:01)
7. NO CRYING ORC FROM KEKHT ARAKH I WILL NOT CHECK YOUR "INSTA" ALSO YOUR BULLSHIT EBOY BLACK METAL IS POSUER SHIT, FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR COFFEE AND SHITTY POST-METAL GARBAGE (0:01)
8. I LOVE CHUBBY ASIAN MEN, THE GEROGERIGEGEGE COVER ART IS FUCKING SEXY AND I GOON TO THAT SHIT ALL DAY (0:01)
9. METAL-ARCHIVES MODS GO CHOKE ON 89 INCH HORSE DICKS THAT CUM DEEP FRIED HORSE SHIT AND ALL THE FORUM USERS CAN DROWN IN AIDS INFECTED DOGSEMEN (0:01)
10. DEAFHEAVEN IS A SHITTY SKRAMZ BAND AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ENVY CLONE, IF YOU LISTEN TO THAT SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS (0:01)
11. DER STURMER ARE THE SHITTIEST FUCKING BAND OF ALL TIME BUT STILL NOT AS PATHETIC AS FUCKING ALESTORM (0:01)
12. NINETIES EMO FAGGOTS ARE THE MOST UNBEARABLE HISTRIONIC FUCKTARDS OF ALL TIME (0:01)
13. KVARFORTH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK FROM SHINING IS A FUCKING INSTAGRAM GROOMER BASTARD AND GOT TOBLERONE THROWN IN HIS FUCKING FACE (0:01)
14. I THOUGHT YOUR MOMS HALLWAY SIZED GAPING HALLWAY VAGINA WAS THE BIGGEST PUSSYHOLE OF ALL TIME UNTIL I MET A RATEYOURMUSIC USER (0:01)
15. WITHIN DESTRUCTION SHITTIEST FUCKING BAND OF ALL TIME (0:01)
16. FREE MY NIGGA ANGEL ALMEIDA HE DIDN'T DO SHIT (0:01)
17. I SAW 2 GOTH CHICKS SMOKING CRACK WITH SOME EMO BASTARD (0:01)
18. AISHA CLANCLAN IS MAI WAIFU I WANT TO CHOKE ON HER MASSIVE BROWN FUTA DICK AND SUCK ON HER TITS (0:01)
19. ANAL CUNT "FANS" ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING UNFUNNY REDDIT MEME OBSESSED FAGGOTS OF ALL TIME FUCKING KILL YOURSELF (0:01)
20. EVERYONE FROM DES MOINES, IOWA IS AN INBRED MISERABLE FUCKING RETARD (0:01)
21. EVAN BARTON IS A FUCKING CUMGUZZLING FUCKTARD, NO-ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR 2852 SHIT BANDS OR PATHETIC LIBERAL DRIVEL, I HOPE YOUR TAPES ROT IN SOME HORDERS JUNKPILE AND DEGRADE INTO MICROPLASTICS FOR DIPSHIT TURTLES TO CHOKE ON (0:01)
22. GAYLORD = CREEPY FAT NONCE (0:01)
23. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A NEO-NAZI WHO WASN'T BROWN, GAY OR FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING CODIENE OR SNIFFING COMPUTER DUSTER (0:01)
24. ANYONE WHO GOES TO ONE OF THOS E AXE THROWING BARS IS A FUCKING SMALL DICKED PUSSY (0:01)
25. MUSICIANS DESERVE RAPE, THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF MUSICIAL PRODIGIES THAT WERE NEVER GIVEN A CHANCE TO PUT THEIR TALENT OUT THERE ON AN ALBUM AND I SHIT OUT THIS GARBAGE TO PISS ON THEIR GRAVES, EAT SHIT (0:01)
26. BORN TO LATE TO EXPLORE THE SEVEN SEAS, BORN TO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE STARS, BORN JUST IN TIME TO EXPLORE THE DELICIOUS WORLD CHICKEN RANGE AT SUBWAY™ (0:01)
27. FUCK DOGCENA420 UNFUNNY SOMETHINGAWFUL REJECT AND THE OBNOXIOUS JIZZDEVOURING JERKOFFERS THAT SURROUND WANNABE MYSPACE QUEENS LIKE THIS (0:01)
28. DRIL WAS COOL WHEN HE WAS DRUNKMAGIKOOPA AND MADE FUNNY FLASHES NOT THIS TWITTER BUGMAN BORING SHIT OF WATERING DOWN FYAD POSTS AND BEGGING FOR CLOUT (0:01)
29. WREST FROM LEVIATHAN BEATS HIS WIFE (0:01)
30. BALLS DEEP IN KAOLLA SU'S TIGHT BROWN LOLI PUSSY (0:01)
31. NINE ELEVEN THEMED HARUHI FOOTJOB AND YURI MOMENT BASED BASED BASED BASED EPIC WIN (0:01)
32. BOMBING THE BANDCAMP OFFICES FOR TAKING DOWN SLOTH AND POSTING RETARDED FUCKING ARTICLES ABOUT STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK BANDS (0:01)
33. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT HARUHI (0:01)
34. ROTHERHAM CHILD SEXUAL EXPLOITATION SCANDEL THEMED RACEPLAY SISSY HYPNOSIS ASMR (4 HOUR MIX) (0:01)
35. FREE PALESTINE? I'LL TAKE TWO! (0:01)
36. AXIS OF PERDITION LISTEN TO FUCKING DORIAN ELECTRA AND 100GECS CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING HYPEBEAST FUCKTARDS (0:01)
37. COAL CHAMBER BELONG IN THE FUCKING GAS CHAMBER (0:01)
38. OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS MADE IT TO JANNAH AND HIS 72 VIRGINS ARE THE WIFE AND CHILD OF EVERYMAN THAT DIED DURING SEPTEMBER 11TH (0:01)
39. \WWW////\/WWW/ HORNS DOWN METAL BROTHERS (0:01)
40. NAH MAN THAT CHICKEN IS CLEARLY SAYING "ALLAH", NO MAN I DON'T WANT TO BE SENT TO JAHANNAM, THEY'LL MAKE ME WEAR BURNING SLIPPERS AND WALK ACROSS A BIG EMPTY PLANET AND WHEREEVER MY DICK CUM WHEN I MASTURBATED I WILL GIVE BIRTH FROM (0:01)
41. YAOI PADDLES ARE NOT FUCKING HARAAM BRUV (0:01)
42. BUCK BREAKING (NIGHTCORE MIX) (0:01)
43. SHOVING A CORKSCREW IN THE URETHRA OF EVERY FUCKING DIPSHIT RETARD YOUTUBE ESSAYIST AND ALL THE STUPID FUCKING CUNTS WHO WATCH THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT (0:01)
44. I WOULDN'T BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DUELIST IF I SMOKED MARIJUANA (0:01)
45. BEATING ELON MUSK TO DEATH WITH AN EXTRA LARGE FLARED CHANCE THE STALLION DILDO FROM BAD DRAGON BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING UNFUNNY REDDIT FAGTARD (0:01)
46. DO YOU WANT A CAPPUCCINX YOU STUPID FUCKING LIBERAL GRINGO PUSSBAG (0:01)
47. YOU FAGS WILL BE QUICK TO TELL ME "WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS" BUT YOU'LL SOON BE WHACKING IT TO FUCKING "1GIRL ARCANINE POKÉPHILIA" ON FUCKING E621 (0:01)
48. INVITING FEMINAZGÛL TO MY PRIVATE GTAV SERVER WITH RAPE MODS INSTALLED (0:01)
49. JON SCHAFFER GETTING ARSE RAPED IN PRISON BY THOMAS MAHONEY (0:01)
50. SONEMIC MODS HAVE FUCKING AIDS AND SUCK THE SHIT OFF EACH OTHER'S DICKS AFTER BUTTFUCKING THEIR DEATH GRIPS OBSESSED RETARDED FUCKING 13 YEAR OLD USERBASE (0:01)
51. DISMISSYOURSELF BULLSHIT FUCKTARD LABEL ALL THEIR FUCKING SHIT SOUNDS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING HICCUP JUNGLE FOR WHITEBOYS AND COVER ART STOLEN FROM FUCKING 2004 GAIAONLINE (0:01)
52. PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC CHINESE BOY (0:01)
53. DANK MEMES, FILTHY FRANK, CLOROX, FUCK NORMIES (0:01)
54. IF YOUR FUCKING BLACK METAL BAND LOGO HAS FUCKING FLYING BIRDS DRAWN ON IT I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING GAYASS POOFTAH BULLSHIT (0:01)
55. TOMMY WRIGHT III LOOKING LIKE EARL SWEATSHIRT'S GRANDMA (0:01)
56. YOU PLAY IN A DIVORCED DAD METAL BAND WEARING GLOW IN THE DARK CONTACT LENSES AND TELL THE CROWD OF FOUR PEOPLE AT THE END OF THE SHOW TO CHECK YOU OUT ON REVERBNATION (0:01)
57. LEROY YOUR MUSIC IS SHIT NOVELTY GARBAGE SO STOP GETTING YOUR RICH DADDY TO PAY FOR CONSTANT FRONT PAGE SPAM ON RAPEYOURMUSIC YOU FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD LITTLE SHIT, GO AND DRINK YOUR DOCTOR PEPPER AND FUCK OFF YOU PREPUBESCENT TWATHOLE (0:01)
58. LISTENING TO NICKELBACK - SILVER SIDE UP IN A HOT CAR WHILE STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM FOR 2 HOURS (0:01)
59. THE SQUAREPUSHER FAN'S HOUSE NOT SMELL LIKE DAMP CATPISS CHALLENGE (ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE) (0:01)
60. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR DOGSHIT FUCKING ALBUM IF IT'S GOT SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN ON THE FUCKING COVER YOU BIG TRENDY FAGGOT (0:01)
61. GO SHOVE A BROOMSTICK UP YOUR ASS YOU CRYSTAL-TWIZZLING DIGEREEDOO BLOWING TREEHUMPING WICCAN SMELLY HIPPIE CUNT (0:01)
62. EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF HISTORY (0:01)
63. SPIRIT-OF-METAL IS THE GREATEST WEBSITE EVER CREATED AND EMO METAL IS MY FAVOURITE SUBGENRE OF MUSIC (0:01)
64. GO-PRO FOOTAGE OF YOUR NAN GETTING BUTTRAPED VIOLENTLY IN SOMALIA BY JAMES CORDEN BURNED STRAIGHT TO DVD AND DELIVERED TWICE DAILY VIA FEDEX FOR YOU TO MASTURBATE OVER (0:01)
65. I WANT KIMBERLY GOSS TO CRUSH MY SKULL BETWEEN HER THICK SWEATY THIGHS LIKE A FUCKING WATERMELON (0:01)
66. NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR JOHN HANDCOCK LOGO SHITTY DISTORTION ON-OFF-ON-OFF-ON-OFF FORMULATIC KAKGAZE BAND YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BITCH, GO POSE LIKE A TWINK IN THE WOODS FOR FUCKING INSTAGRAM YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD (0:01)
67. CATCHING MISSINGNO. DOESN'T CORRUPT YOUR SAVE FILE YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD IT JUST BECOMES A FUCKING RHYDON (0:01)
68. I GOT CANCELLED BY THE WOKE MOB BECAUSE I WALKED INTO HERBAL KING AND SAID "I KNOW YOUR WEBSITE IT'S WWW DOT TAKESHISCASTLE DOT COM" BUT I WASN'T TRYING TO MAKE A SHIT UNFUNNY RACIST JOKE, I'M JUST GENUINELY RETARDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS THEIR ACTUAL FUCKING WEBSITE (0:01)
69. NAZIS DESERVE RAPE (0:01)
70. I UPLOADED PICTURES OF YOUR FUCKING MISCARRIAGED DEFORMED ABORTED FOETUS ONTO SCATTUBE.XXX AND GOT A COPYRIGHT STRIKE FROM CBS-VIACOM (0:02)
71. RATEYOURMUSIC THE MOST PROGRESSIVE AND INCLUSIVE MUSIC BASED WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET SHOWING ME THE TOP 50 GREATEST "COON SONG" SINGLES OF ALL TIME ON IT'S GENRE'S CHARTS AS VOTED BY IT'S USERBASE (0:03)
72. BURNING THIS ALBUM STRAIGHT ONTO CD-R AND SENDING ALL TWENTY COPIES TO GUANTANAMO BAY FOR THEM TO USE FOR MUSIC TORTURE AGAINST TERRORIST BASTARDS LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN HERO, GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. (0:03)
73. NUKE MOUNT RUSHMORE REPLACE IT WITH A GIANT STATUE OF GEORGE FLOYD PUT TRAYVON MARTIN ON THE AMERICAN FLAG (0:02)
74. GEORGE FLOYD SAYS TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS (0:02)
75. I DON'T WANNA TALK TO THESCIENTIST THAT MOTHERFUCKER LYING AND GETTING ME PISSED (0:03)
76. MY FURSONA IS A PURPLE FOX DIAPERFUR BISEXUAL LOLICON NAZI FUTANARI, CAN YOU TAKE THIS KNOT, ALL JEWS WILL BE SENT TO MY GASCHAMBER OF FARTS *NUZZLES* X3 (0:03)
77. IGNORE ANY BULLSHIT DISCLAIMERS ON THIS SHITEHOLE WEBSITE, THE TRUE DISCLAIMER IS THIS: THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS ALBUM ARE ENTIRELY THOSE OF BANDCAMP/EPIC GAMES/TENCENT STAFF (0:03)
78. PATHOLOGIST FROM CZECHIA ARE FUCKING AUTISTIC AS SHIT CAUSE NAMING ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING TRACKS IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ARSE, I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY MANAGED WITH 385 FUCKING "SONGS" (0:02)
79. NO SANE BASTARD WOULD WANT TO PAY £1 FOR AN INDIVIDUAL TRACK DOWNLOAD FOR A ONE SECOND SONG ON A FREE DOWNLOAD ALBUM, THIS SITE IS FUCKING RETARDED WHY WOULD THAT EVER BE AUTOMATICALLY TICKED (0:03)
80. GO SUCK YOUR DEAD NAN'S PROLAPSED ROTTED CUNT YOU SMELLY DEGENERATE BASTARD FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC TWATHOLE (0:03)
81. ME AFTER SEEING A GORING SPEECH AT NUREMBERG: "UM......YIKES, SIR YOUR VIBES ARE ATROCIOUS, SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE" (0:02)
82. IF YOU DONT THINK GRINCH FOR SEGA DREAMCAST IS ONE OF THE MOST EPIC GAMES OF ALL TIME, I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD PRICK (0:03)
83. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SUCKING OFF A GAYPENIS AND I'M BLASTING ROPE HARD (0:02)
84. THE "END OF POT 1" "POT 2" INTERLUDES SPECIFICALLY; FROM THAT CHICKEN TONIGHT ADVERT WITH IAN WRIGHT FROM THE FUCKING NINETIES WAS DUMB AS SHIT (0:02)
85. BEING EXECUTED BY THE WAL*MART DEATH POLICE FOR STEALING A TWENTY PENCE CARRIER BAG FROM FUCKING ASDA (0:04)
86. I WAS WATCHING JAPANESE ANIME FROM THE 1930S AND THE RACIST CARICATURES HAD MAHJONG TILES IN THEIR TEETH INSTEAD OF DOMINOES (0:02)
87. RICKROLL FUNNY (0:05)
